Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 167

Gentlemen, when did you last give up your seat on a crowded bus? Make it your task for this week.

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10. Jaffa Cakes have practically nothing bad in them, it's what it said on a packet.

9. Look at the gorgeousness.

8. It's so full on here I think it might just explode.

7. I'm not a trained dog, I'm a Level 3 employee.

6. On the soul train, climb aboard!

5. Just let them all on, no tickets.

4. Such a childish outburst from someone who can't wear shoes with laces.

3. I've barely started on that thing you did with your hair.

2. What the hell does LMC stand for?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The film is just an excuse for uber comedians to make fun of stupid people and any other film is better than it, do not endorse it by garnering it with your attention.

Overheard something we've missed? Then let us know.