Top Ten Things Heard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 50

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10. Who ever said it was going to be easy?

9. It's sunshine and showers, well it is April.

8. The hailstones were the size of meatballs.

7. The meatballs were the size of hailstones, why does no one say that?

6. I wonder what's wrong.

5. It was given a double page spread, you'd think the French had invaded and set fire to all our beef.

4. Several minutes passed before I realised I lacked any trousers.

3. Grab ahold of this for a second, careful, it's a bit cold.

2. As a nation, we don't eat a lot of pumpkins.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Rumour has it Mohamed Al-Fayed had a hand in the closing of Mecca Bingo, but it's just a rumour.

Overheard something we've missed? Then email us or leave us a comment and your phrase could make it onto next week's list!