Sunday, April 15, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 414

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10. Keep it realistic, no one wears those anymore.

9. Peanuts should be outlawed for being so incredibly boring.

8. I expect nothing less from you.

7. I hid behind the door and waited until they'd gone away.

6. Once they finish at that junction they start on the other one which finishes just in time for my retirement.

5. Honda are not going to hang around if it doesn't get sorted.

4. They swarmed, then I ran, then I woke up.

3. Cheese should taste less gritty than that.

2. Mule heels are hell, just pure hell, sent from the devil to kill my feet.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. We can't decide what to get them until we know their colour-scheme.

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Sunday, April 08, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 413

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10. You really have to prove yourself if you take it like that.

9. There's no gin let, I'm telling you.

8. It's not true that those pants are her pants.

7. Originally it was done on the stage, in New York I believe, or Gloucester.

6. You've dredged the bottom now.

5. She never looks you in the eye, which I find very off-putting.

4. It doesn't matter how many times you ask me.

3. I really don't fancy that on today of all days.

2. Subway is where you go when you can't think of anywhere better go for lunch.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Since I've stopped my nose doesn't tingle any more.

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Sunday, April 01, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 412

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10. It's the second generation being far quicker than before.

9. The invention itself will be laughably slow.

8. He stayed in bed all day when I was on my way to the airport.

7. There's nothing sexy about a bus journey.

6. But Easter is all about eggs, eggs made of cheese.

5. Her and her boyfriend spend their nights out looking at their own phones.

4. My clothes don't seem to last as long as they did.

3. France nearer than you think, it takes longer sometimes to get across Bristol.

2. If I got the kingfisher on a wire, how would I put it in the garden and make it stand out?

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Well if it goes wrong, I can just get divorced.

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Sunday, March 25, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 411

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10. Lets keep thinking of ways I can make him understand what I mean.

9. But there's no chocolate about.

8. If that news comes out then it's game over for them.

7. He always brings it at the last moment and never takes it away for months.

6. She'll come round and she'll just sit and drink tea and not help.

5. I don't think they'll be able to sell them at the current price.

4. It's not mid-Victorian.

3. This dress keeps creasing in the wrong places.

2. Running it themselves looks like a plan for disaster.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Worse case scenario, I fall off and die they think.

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Sunday, March 18, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 410

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10. We need to spread it around.

9. It keeps cropping up now and again.

8. It's not a skirt, but it says it is.

7. I've got me Jaffa Cakes, so I'm all set.

6. I couldn't believe how warm it was, I put on my thin coat.

5. He only wears branded-underpants.

4. Holistically is a business word for not properly solving the problem.

3. But Tesco always leaves me with a sour taste.

2. I wouldn't really call Kingshill a hill, more a mound.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. It's a critical relationship.

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Sunday, March 11, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 409

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10. There's no evidence to suggest anyone knows.

9. Talent, what talent?

8. The wallet was empty, so I just took my cards with me.

7. This is a total joke.

6. Social, I really hate it, it's not social at all when you really think about it.

5. Except for the details in the email, I think it's a front for trouble.

4. We're a long way from negotiations.

3. I keep bumping into her at the bus station, it's very awkward.

2. It buzzes even when I just turn it from upright to side on.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. But it's so shiny I have to cover it up at night.

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Sunday, March 04, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 408

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10. You really do not understand how a person's brain works.

9. Not many people know my mate Paul.

8. I've never seen one like this before.

7. We're not going to get there straight away, it'll take some time.

6. It's not a soft drink, it's got alcohol in it.

5. It's not a leading name, I mean, I don't know it.

4. Recalling it is quite difficult now.

3. Both ends of the same thing can be seen at once.

2. There was an earthquake, but I was surprised nothing happened afterwards.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. This is my world, this is where I belong.

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