Sunday, January 14, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 401

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10. They were hanging on for dear life.

9. Trump is a racist, but will anyone stop him.

8. I returned them for recycling and they gave me back a fiver.

7. He drinks like George Best on a day off.

6. It's a real money-spinner, you can't lose.

5. She kept messaging me, but all sent back were pictures of panda bears.

4. They have the right smell, but I'm not sure about the flavour if I'm honest.

3. If it pours with rain I don't mind as it means I get to spend more time with the dog.

2. It would appear that you're right, which is my least favourite thing to say.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I don't have to like him, he just has to do the job.

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Sunday, January 07, 2018

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 400

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10. It seems to be that no-one cares about him when he's being a twat.

9. Those jeans will go with that top and that top will go with Saturday night.

8. You can keep that drink for yourself, it's disgusting, it tastes like putrid socks.

7. That's a bold assumption to make when you're wearing that outfit.

6. I thought I was in 1996 all over again, I had cargo pants on.

5. The Snapchat to me is the end of humanity.

4. I liked his pictures and he liked one of mine from months ago.

3. The traffic seems to have been diverted through their front garden.

2. They keep painting them different colours to little benefit.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. I know a stable genius, my horse does The Times crossword!

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Sunday, December 31, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 399

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10. I was sick all over it.

9. Talk about a revolution.

8. It's a cream bun, that's all.

7. I'm fed up of diets, I'm just going to eat all the way through to March.

6. No-one in the household even likes mince pies, but we've got them for some reason.

5. We don't buy each other anything, and it's such a relief.

4. I'm off now until the 15th of January, I'm going to take an evening class.

3. The Christmas party ended so badly he has had to leave.

2. They've got to get a new manager before the place becomes bankrupt.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. They've even bought a helicopter, but I don't know where they keep it.

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Friday, December 29, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last Week ; 398

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10. I must have been dreaming.

9. He's really not interested in any work of any kind if he can avoid it.

8. It was when there were letters being sent back and forth.

7. Iceland have them all in one set, they don't taste great, but you can't argue on the price.

6. I fell asleep straight after I put it in the oven, I don't know what happened after that.

5. She didn't get the role and got all emotional, as you'd aspect.

4. I'm not letting him get a phone, it'll make him antisocial.

3. Mostly it's just decorative, you can't eat it, I think.

2. I'm going to defrost it under the hedge in a bucket.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. She doesn't really love him, but she's not worked that out yet.

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Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 397

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10. I've always liked blue in that pattern.

9.  Everything's been bought apart from a present for myself, that I always do.

8. I put a gin in my flask and no-one found out.

7. It felt so naked, for all the good things about it.

6. Trust is the most important aspect of it all.

5. It'll rain and then it'll freeze and it'll be a deathtrap.

4. The shift finishes at 2, but Jason was there until 4 as he couldn't find his locker.

3. I forgot the cheese, what am I going to put on the jacket potatoes?

2. They agreed to go for a drink, I don't know who was less enthusiastic, hr or him.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. There's a call centre in hell apparently and I'm working in it.

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Friday, December 22, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last) Week ; 396

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10. It's all bought, but I don't like any of it if I'm honest.

9. The Post Office was full of my ex's family.

8. What a nice looking lady she is.

7. The bright orange one that looks like a Quality Street.

6. I opened the door to find a rat on the doorstep.

5. Jason will go to the pub and the beast will return.

4. He had wellies on and it was 25 degrees.

3. I better see what disastrous set of biscuits you've bought.

2. I don't like like her, only a bit.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. Don't send my love to them.

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Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Top Ten Things Overheard On Swindon's Buses Last (Last, Last) Week ; 395

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10. It's a Snapchat situation truly.

9. I don't need you to explain everything to me you know.

8. You are so mundane.

7. All he does it gossip.

6. I was laughing so hard at her saying the wrong thing and getting dumped.

5. She didn't do much work when she was at work, so it's not much of a loss.

4. £25 that's all I've got till Thursday.

3. It was covered in salt and had to be washed off first.

2. Plenty of bottles of wine, but no opener, we started to groan and I swear I heard a cry.

And the number one overheard phrase on Swindon's buses from last week is...

1. The telephone was not invented for you to take selfies, it was invented for me to take selfies.

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